Reform School Girls 2

Studio: Wicked
Director: Mark Stone
Cast: Penny Flame, Kelli Tyler, Katarina Kat, Kissy Kapri, Aubrey Addams, Marlie Moore, Nadi Phuket, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Barrett Blade, Manuel Ferrara, Charles Dera, Chunk

Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot

Adult women in schoolgirl uniforms has become a cultural indicator divorced from cultural practice, in the same way that Hawaiians don’t have luaus without tourists watching. That is why we can watch a film like Reform School Girls 2 like anthropologists, and not have to mail back our college degrees and refund money to our parents.

Unlike other movies in which the bait and switch becomes apparent immediately, this film mightily maintains the schoolgirl conceit all the way through (even if, shame on Wicked, we never see Penny Flame and Katarina Kat in the same scene, as implied by the boxcover).

Mr. Davidson (Randy Spears) is in gravelly, bemused I Know You’re Here to Jerk Off mode as he explains that his Headly Academy for “girls slightly over 18” is all about a hands-on approach to finding the right slots for wayward girls to fit in. You can see where it goes from there.

The first applicant is the delicious Penny Flame, whose winning sense of humor matches that of Spears as all attempts at convincing her that this is a vo-cational school rather than a va-cational school lead to the Inevitable. Afterward, she spits out his come and pops a wad of gum back in her mouth.

Aubrey Addams doesn’t have the “finest” clue how to cook or “how to handle meat” so she is paired with Manuel Ferrara, the school chef. He demonstrates on her how to show respect to chicken breasts. We had a bet about how long it would take someone to say, “Now I’m going to show you how to stuff a pussy.” It took maybe five minutes.

Then we meet the toothsome Nadi Phuket, sentenced to dance class with Evan Stone. Despite the fact that this is a class for The Dance, he somehow finds a way to direct her to “use ‘Cock’ in a sentence.”

Then the Ukraine’s Katarina Kat discovers that Acting and Modeling instructor Charles Dera’s Method has nothing to do with Stanislavsky. It’s hard to keep track of everyone who washes ashore in this business, but I found myself lamenting the hollow months I spent not knowing who Katarina Kat was.

The game Kissy Kapri and Marlie Moore do the best they can with modeling clay for a man named Chunk, playing their art teacher. If we didn’t have gay stereotypes, how would we know where to place the lesbo scenes?

Finally, music teacher Barrett Blade works on the vocal cords of Lexxi Tyler.

This movie is part of Wicked’s Wall to Wall series, its gonzo division. When not producing higher-budget fare, this is what the company does. It’s a good niche for the company, delivering enough of a setup to make couples feel OK about buying porn, but not taking itself so seriously that people like me would have a problem with the dialogue before I forget what the real purpose of the movie is.