An article in the St. Petersburg Times suggests that the era of women making out with each other in bars and on the dance floor for lack of anything better to do might be coming to an end.
I laud this return to confident handshakes and quick hugs.
“I only did it to make Gram jealous,” women of the world said through a spokesperson. “I’m glad society has freed me of this passive-aggressive behavior.”
Unfortunately this also means that circles of guys with Michelobs and camera phones will need to returrn to work, from which they’ve been absent since at least 2002 while following around groups of making-out girls.
This reminds me of a time when Florida was an excieting sexual place to me. “I even had sex with a girlfriend once in Disney’s Pleasure Island, on a speaker in one of the many clubs, and no one blinked an eye.” When people stop looking in awe and wonder, the reasons for the excitement go away and no one want’s to do those things anymore.
PS-I still enjoy watching girls makeout, but now I perfer to have them in my room so I have a better chance to get involved in the kiss.
You have always spoken the truth, DJ Batman. Either that or I thought you might kick my ass if I thought you were lying.