Revenge of the Butt’er Face

Studio: SkinTight Pictures
Director: Gen Padova
Cast: Padova, Krysta-Lynn Lovely, Anita Blue, Erika Kole

When Padova is dumped by her boyfriend for not being able to pay his rent, she promises to sell crack to Gia Paloma and Genesis Sky to purchase new rims so he won’t be sitting on 17s anymore. “We’ll get you dubs and nitrous – we’ll make that car go fast” she pleads, but it is all for nought. She is a Butt’er Face and she will never get a high-paying porn contract.

The camera pans to the right side of the bed and there is revealed Sergio, who has taken away her boyfriend’s affections.

Padova is forced to audition for a skanky agent who is casting a study of how women’s psyches are affected by their environment. The film is called “Piss Brooms” and Padova will do anything to get it – brown showers, bestiality, Dave Pounder, anything.

She doesn’t get the movie, so she decides to shoot one herself.

Revenge of the Butt’er Face is a very funny Inside Porn movie. When Padova resorts to paying for sex, her prospective partner is angry because the piggybank is worth more than the money in it. “There’s only pennies in here,” he says, “and you broke the cat.”

That the movie goes through four or five scenes before any sex happens is fine, because the sex itself isn’t important. Butt’er Face Gen finally succeeds in getting three hot girls to fuck on film, but she is still reduced to crashing someone else’s pool by the end of the movie, when Revenge of the Butt’er Face doesn’t make $40 million and her boyfriend’s head is amputated.

It is sad, really, that the whole porn thing didn’t work out.