In other naked women wearing white socks news, Malou went to Porn Star Karaoke the other night. I was not there because Lisa Sparxxx won’t stop giving me little cakes and recording mix tapes for me with Cat Stevens and Squeeze on them. But all sorts of things happened at the monthly Black Widow night, including the Danish star’s debut.
“Ich möchte Gram Ponante wie ein stempel anbringen,” Malou did not say in German, because she can’t speak it.
This Malou, she is very attractive, I hear. But what is this whole thing about the finger in the mouth, like she did something bad? From Desperate Housewives billboards to Britney Spears to actual porn, one can’t escape the finger in the mouth method of telegraphing wanton sexuality.
Does anyone agree with me that it doesn’t look so sexy as it does dumb? I’d like to think that the 9/11 terrorists arrived in the afterlife only to find that each of their 72 virgins had a finger in her mouth. What a turnoff.
Still, you should go out right now and purchase all of her films in which she has sex with people (she’s only doing solo scenes right now, I understand, but she might work up to it).
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