Shane’s World, which has made a name for itself by invading colleges and en-sexing them, announced that it is extending the directing contract of Penny Flame.
While many porn personalities have neither graduated from college nor attended one, many college graduates can’t even get a job at Burger King. The best business class one could ever take is from a porn star negotiating her rate. That is why Shane’s World provides both a great service and the means to undermine the nation’s institutions of higher learning.
If college kids are behaving like porn stars, and porn stars have, in general, an acute nose for business, shouldn’t everyone be in porn?
(I’m just feeling bad because my alumni magazine won’t put me on the cover with Jesse Jane.)
Previously: It’s so goddamn hot, and yet; Mia and Ava Rose in Double Trouble; Gay for Double A
See also: Shane’s World
I was actually planning on contacting them to see if they would like to shoot at Duke’s 40th