Tonight’s NinnWorx/Eddie Van Halen/Billy Idol “Gathering” (will there be a drum circle too?) doesn’t allow cameras, so here is a picture from the shopping trip that was supposed to have netted Shane’s World contract icon Casey Parker a new dress for the shindig.
She did not get a new dress. Holly Randall, who has plenty of dresses, got a new dress.
“Maybe I should wear something like Saran Wrap, or leaves with double-stick tape?” Parker wondered.
“That wouldn’t be Dogme 95 enough,” I noted. “You would need to use sweat.”
Zod knows what will become of them in the wake of Parker’s impending fashion dilemma. They were last seen wandering around the Beverly Center.
“I suppose I could put something together from my wardrobe,” Parker said.
You don’t see Gram going out shopping for a new outfit for no “Eyes Without A Face”. That would result in zero street cred from my fans. I was just there for moral support.
“Rock the cradle of love,” I suggested.
“What?”
“Rock. The. Cradle. Of. Love.”
Eddie Van Halen provided music for Michael Ninn’s latest, Sacred Sin. Billy Idol is performing at the release party. Will Idol sing the theme song to “One Day At A Time”? He will if I give him 50 bucks.
This is it (this is it)
FLESH!
This is life, the one you get
So go and have a ball
FLESH FOR FANTASY
Previously: In a wet room with black curtains…; You ought to give Iowa a try; Catherine
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This tall, four-eyed blonde was cooped up in a room all night; I didn’t even get a chance to think Billy showed up. Did he sing for your $50?