Porn and scouting get even closer as JM Productions announces Swirlies.
A swirly, as you well know, involves jamming someone’s head in a toilet and flushing. JM Productions combines the Webelo-centric joys of the swirly with painful, violent sodomy in Swirlies, starring Ariana Jollee (most recently seen getting stuffed in a trunk by Brundlefly Vidal), Kelly Rose, Angelina Bonet, Julie Night, and Ruby Red, whose Costco-brand grapefruit juice tastes like liquid gum.
I can’t help but be charmed by JM’s combination of whimsy and outright debasement and misanthropy. That such things can be charming indicates I’ve turned a major corner in my psychosexual development. Thanks Town of Jean, Nevada!
I talked with JM artistic liaison Tony Malice about the placement of the swirly in each scene.
“It comes at the end, as a final humiliation,” he said.
I’m sure a Win the Toilet contest with WantedList isn’t far behind.
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