Month: November 2005

…to the 2257 smackdown. The harsh pornumentation law was supposed to go into effect on June 23, then FSC legal eagles won a temporary restraining […]

We don’t usually announce feature dance schedules on this site because this is porn and peeling is fine art, but we feel as The Stranger […]

There is something about Cram and Grip Johnson that makes their blatant misogyny in films like MILF Meat and Donkey Punch, as well as the […]

Assuming that the genies aren’t still in the bottle when the creaming is happening to them, we heartily endorse Colossal‘s I Cream on Genie 2, […]

When in doubt, if there’s a group of overweight guys in a room wearing clothes from ten years ago who think they’re funny, it’s the […]

Listen: like you, I enjoy life immensely when my massive cock is stuffed in Stacy Thorn’s mouth, ass, and pussy. (My cock was referenced in […]

Now that the AVN nominations have been announced, publicity departments across Porn Valley and Porn Valley-adjacent have been scrambling to let people like me know […]

Tera Patrick has signed a seven-year distribution deal with Vivid, promising (about) four movies a year. “Might be four movies, might be ten movies, might […]

While Charles Darwin never stuck candles in Carmen Luvana’s ass, it is fitting that the man behind the theory of evolution and the movie that […]

James DiGiorgio has upped the ante for interactive DVDs by doubling the viewing material. While referencing Tina Turner might attract the Oprah’s Book Club crowd, […]

Texas’ Asshole Massacre is a fun movie, if a little long (and the chapter stops are oddly placed). Starring Salome, who is Kami Andrews’ Richard […]

His-voice-gets-only-more-annoying-during-pledge-drive KPCC AirTalk host Larry Mantle proves not only the gall to skirt porn in his bleating-for-attention two hours devoted to “film talk” this Friday […]

The Da Vinci Code, possibly the worst book of the last decade (even more shameful because I read the whole thing) is being loosely adapted […]

Here at Gram Ponante Towers, we are thankful for a year in which the site went from cybersquatting to international recognition in just a few […]

AVN usually releases its award nominations just prior to Thanksgiving, but the announcement is usually made late in the afternoon on Wednesday to avoid the […]

Ron Royster invites the remnants of the adult industry over the hill and into Hollywood for his first ever Abandoned Pornstar Thanksgiving. I’ll let him […]

It was a fractious Porn Star Karaoke last night. I arrived in an otherworldly mood. Porn manager/squirt canvas Harry Weiss was talking with gadfly/renaissance man […]

I’m not big into getting exclusives, but one thing I really enjoy is getting things LAST. It allows me to provide more thoughtful commentary once […]

Benny Profane slipped a movie into my drink the other day. It stars Kandi Kaos (pictured) and Zoe Matthews. Here is a review. Spoiler alert: […]