His-voice-gets-only-more-annoying-during-pledge-drive KPCC AirTalk host Larry Mantle proves not only the gall to skirt porn in his bleating-for-attention two hours devoted to “film talk” this Friday (Nov. 25), he forgets to invite the chicks, and as anybody in The Industry can tell you, they’re the only reason we gots sex in the first place.
That’s right, it looks like the “The National Society of Film Critics” [sic] (yes!: they remain oblivious to the fact that “film criticism” = tits on a boar hog, last anyone noticed) has seen fit to document what’s a bit racy (according to the geek crew) in mainstream these days with their The X List: [A] Guide to the Movies that Turn Us On.
Oh, thank you so much.
I mean, goddamnit, Larry, no, it’s not okay for you to give Richard Schickel airtime in which to paw my Eustachian tube with his “what turns me on” philosophizing. Gross.
And ohmigod, Adult, you oughta hear the dismissiveness with which your canon is dispatched–Kulkis, for crying out loud! I KNOW you listen to this shit! Where was your call-in, dude? Porn was reduced to the mechanics of “pistons” by these yahoos, who seem to have inferred (silence means approval) from their one or two brushes with Product some inhuman quoi? which they attribute with keeping the gargantuan machinery of pornography alive.
Puh-leeze.
It’s also IMPOSSIBLE that Mantle proceeded to address sex in cinema without ONE representative from half the human race, but fuck him, anyways.
Maybe then his voice would change.
xox, Eugenie Brown (via G.P., mouthpiece of THE GODS)
….making mental note NOT to displease Gram…..
Dude. Hi. I’m Eugenie Brown. Sometimes I post here. At GPTowers. How can you tell it’s me, you ask? GRAM NEVER RANTS.
XOX, Eugenie Brown