The Da Vinci Code, possibly the worst book of the last decade (even more shameful because I read the whole thing) is being loosely adapted for porn movie immortalization as The Da Vinci Load in time for February’s release of the Ron Howard/Tom Hanks mainstream version.
“There isn’t much that is similar to the other story,” said Hustler producer Drew Rosenfeld of the Jerome Tanner-directed film. Thank married God. Although there will be an art gallery set built at LFP’s Chatsworth facility.
I think the only way to redeem that book is to make a porn movie out of it. Bravo, Hustler! Let’s hope Angels And Semen is next.
New Hustler contract star Kaden Kross (I am almost certain I spelled that wrong – please help me out) will star, along with Missy Monroe and Hailey Paige. Memphis Monroe and Joey Hart are the other two newly-minted Hustler contract girls, the three of them replacing Jessica Jaymes, that homewrecker.
Rosenfeld told me that the three contract girl plan will feature Kentuckian Memphis Monroe as the girl next door, Hart, by virtue of her coming from Cambridge, MA, as the college girl, and Kross will be a fetishy dominatrix type. “Although I don’t know what she knows about being a dominatrix, being all of 19,” Rosenfeld said.
The Da Vinci code was complete crap and I stopped reading as soon as I realized it was a rehash of Angels and Demons – also complete crap.
(hey, I was stuck on a 6 hour flight.)
I’m glad there are some people that realize Dan Brown can’t write his way out of paper bag.