There is something about Cram and Grip Johnson that makes their blatant misogyny in films like MILF Meat and Donkey Punch, as well as the items in their Butt’er Face canon, seem wholesome, American, and fun-loving.
So a donkey punch, according to your college roommate who knew all about this stuff but never actually delivered one except to his sister, maybe, is when a man having anal sex with a woman will punch her in the back of the head at the moment of his climax, thus making her anus pucker to increase his pleasure.
The Johnson Bros. assemble the likes of Deja Daire, Rachel Luv, Alex Divine, and Haley Scott to be punched in the back of the head whilst sexing.
I asked Cram Johnson if any of the women punched back, like Deja Daire, who has that look about her.
“Deja is a team player,” he said. “As long as you let her know what’s going on she can take anything.”
I learned about donkey punches in 1996, when I had to resort to quaintly-formatted web pages with distracting animated .GIFs for my deviant information, rather than first-hand through a service I employ in which someone will come over my house and run through all the latest trends with me to enhance my effectivenesss as America’s Porn Journalist. It’s like Norton’s Live Update program except my neighbors are real jealous.
I asked Johnson if anyone needed to be told prior to the shoot what a donkey punch was.
“It got explained to everybody,” he said, just in case regional variations of the technique crept in. “It’s basically fuck them ’til you’re about to cum, then punch as you’re coming to tighten the anus around your cock for an enhanced orgasm.”
I reminded Johnson that those were the very words Thomas Jefferson used in original drafts of the charter for the Commonwealth of Virginia.
The majestic credits sequence, linked here, looks more like donkey taps than punches, so I don’t know why anybody should have a problem with this movie and why it, too, can’t be shown at Carnegie-Mellon University for the low price of one’s student activities fee.
“If you’re into watching women suffer it will make you laugh hysterically,” Johnson said, adding that that probably came out wrong.
why you gotta diss my school?