While Charles Darwin never stuck candles in Carmen Luvana’s ass, it is fitting that the man behind the theory of evolution and the movie that best represents survival of the fittest in a field of monkeys should share the pages of Newsweek this month.
Digital Playground has capitalized on the publicity and released a Natural Selection Edition of Pirates, featuring Jesse Jane’s views on which beetles she would eat if she were a predatory bird and Janine’s refutation of Intelligent Design.
“If MILFs didn’t exist,” she did not say, “we would create them.”
Pirates, an idea that came to Digital Playground director Joone as he was staring at a monolith that appeared in his pool, has been nominated for several thousand AVN awards.
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