Listen: like you, I enjoy life immensely when my massive cock is stuffed in Stacy Thorn’s mouth, ass, and pussy. (My cock was referenced in the Warren Commission report.)
But for Maximum Exposure‘s Sinful Pleasures division to name a movie Fucked in Every Hole (volume 1), I need to see a hell of a lot more holes than just the safe big three. I need to see a Blackburn, Lancashire amount of holes.
In addition to MAP, there should also be nostrils, eye sockets, pores, hair follicles, ears, and the navel. The woman should look like a character from Hellraiser. Then and only then should a movie be named Fucked in Every Hole.
This film also stars Eva Angelina, Poppy Morgan, Mia Bangg, Gia Jordan, and Lisa Sparxxx. From the boxcover I glean that the guy on the left is one of the lesser Baldwin brothers and the guy on the right is saying, “The fuck did I drop my Funyuns?”
Seriously. Ever since someone called a woman who hadn’t actually given birth a MILF this industry has gone right down the tubes.
Fucking one’s eye socket is known as squicking.
I’m serious.
And it’s actually pretty fun.
Wait – one’s own eye socket?
No, no. Someone else’s. If I could squick myself, I’d never leave the house.