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Around the world in 4077 days with Chanel Preston and Eric Swiss

May 10, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Sometimes you can experience the whole world without leaving the room. It also helps if there are naked 19-year-olds in that room.

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Covers of the week: The prehensile ass of Kiki Vidis

October 8, 2008 Gram the Man 3

According to the Department of Invented Statistics, 98 percent of porn titles are bought on the basis of cover art alone (that’s why the designer […]

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Alaska loves porn and alternative search engine optimization

August 20, 2008 Gram the Man 0

…yet no one is giving me money to go up there to film Ass Road Fuckers. Here is a picture of Alaska’s own porn sisters, […]

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The buttoned-down Ava Rose

April 14, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Since it’s only April and the heat is already at record-breaking levels here in Porn Valley, what better way to celebrate the slow roasting of […]

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