Covers of the week: The prehensile ass of Kiki Vidis

According to the Department of Invented Statistics, 98 percent of porn titles are bought on the basis of cover art alone (that’s why the designer Alaska is very important to Vivid-steve). Here are four boxcovers of movies I received this week that spoke to me personally. Clockwise from top left: Red Light District’s Toe Service…

Alaska loves porn and alternative search engine optimization

…yet no one is giving me money to go up there to film Ass Road Fuckers. Here is a picture of Alaska’s own porn sisters, Ava and Mia Rose, with their pet Kodiak Bear. Lest you think this site has been taken over by the Rose girls, consider the e-mail I received today: Hi ,…

The buttoned-down Ava Rose

Since it’s only April and the heat is already at record-breaking levels here in Porn Valley, what better way to celebrate the slow roasting of the oceans than to talk with Alaska’s own Ava Rose, contract star for Adam & Eve and, if there could be a contract star of the pants, well, there too.…