…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…
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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
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Unhappy Endings: The “Friday the 13th” porn parody
Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do
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“Sanatorium”: In the desert, you can remember you’re Tabitha Stevens
Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!
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“Vampire Sex Diaries”: Who knew they could write?
Other than Count Chocula, today’s vampires tend to be fiercely attractive, homoerotic, or both. Moreover, because they can’t see their reflections, they are a post-mirror community supremely confident in their good looks.


Narcissism
Social Network Disease