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Matthew, Mark, “Throat,” and johns

It’s Holy Week at Vivid, and Paul Thomas and Sasha Grey have at least 75 percent of the Gospels wrapped up. I’m sure it is the deepest hope of many people connected to individuals in the Porno-Industrial Complex that their loved ones throw down their Fleet enemas, designer lubes, and pthalate-free inflatable Pamela Peakses in…

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Throat: A Cautionary Tale

Studio: Vivid Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Sasha Grey, Penny Flame, Tom Byron, Evan Stone, Aliana Love, Trent Tesoro, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone “I didn’t mean for this to happen,” intones Julie (Sasha Grey), commenting on her (naked, of course – are you kidding?) corpse a la “Sunset Boulevard” via its Porn Valley counterpart, Sherman Way.…

Faithless

Studio: Vivid Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Kelli McCarty, Daisy Marie, Voodoo, Kelly Leigh, Steven St. Croix, Jennifer Dark, James Deen, Herschel Savage Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Kelli McCarty, star of Paul Thomas’ new movie Faithless, evokes a Golden Age porn queen but with millennial sensibilities. So she is like a drug…

Carpool

Studio: WickedDirector: Jonathan MorganCast: Kaylani Lei, Kylie Wilde, Nicole Sheridan, Nikki Rhodes, Renae Cruz, Marcus London, Evan Stone, Alex Sanders, Dane Cross, Herschel Savage, Niko Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Is Kaylani Lei dead? In a gauzy, brightly-lit room she cavorts with a man in white underpants. According to the Porn Valley…

The Texas Vibrator Massacre

Studio: Punx Productions/MetroDirector: Rob RottenCast: Roxy Deville, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn, Jaime Elle, Rob Rotten, Herschel Savage, Seth Dickens Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Rob Rotten’s “Texas Vibrator Massacre” is as good, if not better, than any American International Pictures release or Roger Corman movie, both low-budget drive-in fare to…

“Insertz” shows the meat

Studio: Roy Karch Productions/Sinsation Pictures Director: Roy Karch Cast: Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Aurora Snow, Mika Tan, Emily Evermore, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone, Paulina James Insertz sets the scene early with a premise that is fantastic: A broody, troubled genius, known only as “The Boy Wonder” (Voodoo), plays mournful tunes on his piano. Bubbly Harlene (Aurora…

jessica drake will blow you dry

I have been pleading with Wicked Pictures to make a porn version of Davey And Goliath but they chose the Old Testament story of Samson and Delilah instead. jessica drake plays an unhinged and lowdown hairdresser whose fatal attraction to Samson (Herschel Savage), results in blue-tinted condom sex and cross-Testament plot points in Michael Raven’s…

Seymore Butts’ The Ass Farmer

Studio: Seymore ButtsDirector: Seymore ButtsCast: Vanilla Skye, Honey DeJour, Veronica Jett, Veronica Rayne, Jordan Blue, Havana Ginger, Kelly Wells, Tom Byron, Herschel Savage Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot There’s very few porn houses we know outside of the Playboy Mansion. Seymore Butts’ is one of them. Located on the Valley side of…

Wonderland

It’s not tough jamming literary themes into porn. Fucking someone on meth brings new life to the line “you have but slumbered here.”