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Ho, Set A Watchman or: Learning To Not Overthink Your Porn Sequels

September 9, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.

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“Jaws XXX 3D”: Nice Quint

February 17, 2012 Gram the Man 6

“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4” made “Jaws 3” look like “Jaws 2.”

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A World Lit Only By Fire On High: “Conan” set free by ELO

September 23, 2011 Gram the Man 2

“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90’s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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