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I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx

October 12, 2012 Gram the Man 0

In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.

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“Training Day XXX” wins the Vadge of Dishonor

February 24, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Nyomi Banxxx acts up a storm as a corrupt cop in “Training Day XXX,” but Tommy Gunn is about to learn the hard way not to brown-nose.

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“Mork & Mindy” exits from the other vagina

December 23, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?

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“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are

December 22, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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