“She’ll be doing double anal by this time next year.”
Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!
Penthouse Pets Lux Kassidy, Melissa Jacobs, and the delightful Heather Vandeven tonight will join a reconstituted and perhaps even artificially resuscitated Motley Crue on “The Late Show with David Letterman” in support of the band’s new “Saints of Los Angeles” record, which deals, I am speculating, with that group’s recent canonization by Pope Benedict XVI [...]
Walking through the Venetian lobby I tried to heed the advice I gleaned from porn personalities while writing this article, such as never try to take a picture of a performer when she’s clearly on her way somewhere else. But I could not help myself when I saw Lux Kassidy. I thought it was 1986 [...]
I am the type of person Vivid Entertainment wants on its side. The struggling company, recognizing the slow diminishment of the blonde gene, needs America’s Beloved Porn Journalist to lend it credibility before the natural resource upon which Big Porn makes its fortune dries up. That is why I was not surprised when newly-minted Vivid [...]