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Octomom masturbates to the inevitable

Will she even make Screech-level money?

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Pornollaneous 8.05.10

Montana Fishburne’s story is shaping up to be the type of “Hardcore”-style family tragedy that resonates with people who know nothing about porn.

celebrities

Hitler is porn’s next crossover star

I am beginning to feel that Adolf Hitler is Wurming his way back into public consciousness through porn. First Stoya’s Hakenkreuz Schamhaare, now Megan Fox. Maybe some people who’ve been around the business longer can comment on this, but years ago it did not seem like mainstream celebrities were as often compared to porn stars [...]

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Lou & Amy & Joe & Evanka: Coming to terms with your celebrity sex tape

Two couples, both alike in dignity In Chatsworth and Long Island where we lay our scene From ancient scandal break to new celebrity Which one deems wholesome and the other obscene Joey Buttafuoco said, “I didn’t know the place was wired for cameras.” Lou Bellera, husband of Amy Fisher, said, “We wanted to make a [...]

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Britney Spears continues to hold out hope of immaculate conception

I was about to give Britney the benefit of the doubt, but then I remembered the words of an ex-girlfriend on our first date: “No one forgets to wear panties, Grams.”

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  • Madison Chandler Confesses, But She’s No “Co-Ed” June 18, 2013
    It should be noted that, like the worst-offending MILF movies, not once does North Carolina's Madison Chandler identify herself as a college student in "Confessions of A Co-Ed." […]
    Gram Ponante
  • Shoplifting With Sierra Day: Scofflaw June 17, 2013
    In "Barely Legal 135," the affable but lawbreaking Sierra Day shoplifts some 6-inch heels and intrepid floorwalker Evan Stone, dressed as a gorilla, nabs her. OH AND THEN HE NABS HER. […]
    Gram Ponante

Gram Through the Ages

Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

April 24, 2013
Bawdy Storytelling
El Cid, Hollywood
4212 W Sunset Blvd. Hollywood

April 25, 2013
29th Annual XRCO Awards
SupperClub, 6675 Hollywood Blvd.
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