Octomom masturbates to the inevitable
Will she even make Screech-level money?
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Pornollaneous 8.05.10
Montana Fishburne’s story is shaping up to be the type of “Hardcore”-style family tragedy that resonates with people who know nothing about porn.
Hitler is porn’s next crossover star
I am beginning to feel that Adolf Hitler is Wurming his way back into public consciousness through porn. First Stoya’s Hakenkreuz Schamhaare, now Megan Fox. […]
Lou And Amy And Joe And Evanka: Coming to terms with your celebrity sex tape
Two couples, both alike in dignity In Chatsworth and Long Island where we lay our scene From ancient scandal break to new celebrity Which one […]
Britney Spears continues to hold out hope of immaculate conception
I was about to give Britney the benefit of the doubt, but then I remembered the words of an ex-girlfriend on our first date: “No one forgets to wear panties, Grams.”