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Our tax dollars at work: “Mug Shots” and the County Cum Department

September 28, 2011 Gram the Man 2

What is the crime, and what is the punishment?

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year

December 29, 2010 Gram the Man 3

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

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The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2”

July 16, 2010 Gram the Man 4

The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.

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12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 16: Angry Men Zero

June 25, 2010 Gram the Man 1

I will not fill out a Truth in Advertising violation on this movie, even though I don’t think these 12 women are nasty at all.

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“Golden Girls XXX” cougars vow to Bea all they can Bea

April 7, 2010 Gram the Man 2

New Sensations’ time travel porn featuring gently-used actresses makes sense to me. If that is what the twilight of my life means, I want to go into it from the back

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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