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Boxcover of the Week: Think Like the Bug

July 3, 2011 Gram the Man 0

All the arachnids on Klendathu couldn’t convince me that Sophia Sutra’s pussy isn’t worth citizenship.

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“Turbo Rock”‘s girls together outrageously

April 30, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“Turbo Rock” is a very special porn movie that will make you learn to love groupies and enemas again.

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Laura Doone, hair pie Or: Hairetics of Doone

August 4, 2009 Gram the Man 0

This mound of Laura Doone is essentially one of their stock vaginas (which is not how I refer to the ladies in my swingers’ commune) with hair on it.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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