Nautica Thorn is heading to her native Hawaii this weekend for appearances at a video store and a strip club. Also, according to her publicist, the city of Honolulu is going to break off from Oahu and become its own island. They say you can never go home, but Hawaii’s very own Nautica Thorn will [...]
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Nautica to smoke in boys’ room
Nautica Thorn pricks Texas this weekend, dancing from April 12 – 14 at Brownsville-by-the-Gulf’s Stilettos Gentlemen’s Establishment. As you know, Brownsville is on the Gulf Coast as well as a five-minute walk to Matamoros, Mexico. It is a hard-drinkin’, hard lovin’ border town, prone to floods and the grievances of the heart. Brownsville Station, the [...]
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Trina Michaels goes ‘xnardward
I am not a name dropper and I am sensitive about appearing so. But I drop the following names in context, so don’t think I’m Page Six or anything. I was walking through the Mandalay Bay Casino en route to Editrix Abby‘s party at the Venetian with Holy Man Brian Surewood. Surewood occupies a rare [...]
Summer Haze loves hockey, issues vague warning to Toronto
Having not yet needed plastic surgery (though I plan to add a deck when I have the time), I can only guess at patients’ love for their doctors. The following is a press release from Summer Haze’s people that hypes her boob surgeon, the Florida Panthers, and unnamed airport strip clubs in Canada. It does [...]
Feelin’ Groovy
Pirates‘ Jesse “Pirates“ Jane will be dancing this weekend at Scandals in Long Island “Fever 4” City, just under the 59th Street Bridge. I didn’t know Jesse Jane danced. We never talk anymore. She will be performing two shows a night at 11 p.m. and 1 a.m., tonight and tomorrow. Previously: Jesse Jane’s frosting initiative; [...]
Jilted strip club patron opens fire
NEW BEDFORD, Mass. — Barred from the Foxy Lady strip club for unwanted advances to the talent, the man who had installed the bar’s security system returned today with a bulletproof vest and two firearms and started shooting. Sources say the man had developed a crush on one of the dancers and had been told [...]
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Tyler Faith: "Just like the glitter on her nose."
Other than the Newman’s Own Dressing Reservoir, a few of the cafeterias at Yale, and fuckin’ Foxwoods, dude, America knows there is no real reason to visit Connecticut – where the silent C stands for Quality. Until now. Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith this weekend brings a little New England credibility to a state renowned [...]
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Trina Michaels for Industry
Like the MX Missile being dubbed “The Peacemaker” by the Reagan Administration, I have always thought there was a lot of wishful thinking behind naming the Mordor-worthy slag heap south of Los Angeles the City of Industry. Regardless, one of my favorite people (but does she even know I exist?), Trina Michaels, will be performing [...]
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