“The Four,” just four years later

When Adam & Eve releases Michael Ninn’s “The Four” some time in the near future, viewers will be watching a movie that had a “Pirates”-sized budget attached to an almost-“Deep Throat”-worthy legal battle.

Earlier this year, the fruits of that bankrupting courtroom drama, including this porn take on “300” (which, for an excruciating few years, Ninn lost the rights to), rolled into Ninn’s warehouse in Los Angeles, carried on two semi trucks.

“That was a glorious day,” says Ninn [read more about Ninn’s struggle with Spearmint Rhino here].

But what about the porn?

Surely this tribute to Zack Snyder and Frank Miller, by way of Ridley Scott’s arterial spray and the Wachowski Brothers’ bullet-time, can also stand on its own as a porn movie?

Who wouldn’t travel through Hell’s Gates to see what Cassidey, Nikki Kane, Brea Bennett, Jana Jordan, and Renee Perez are up to? This movie may be four years older, but they stay the same age.

(I doubt that, now that Ninn is back making movies, he will turn his exotic and exacting vision to creating a “Dazed And Confused” parody.)

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Two Trucks, Three Years, “The Four”
See also: Michael Ninn