“Taxi Driver” washes the cum off these sheets
“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.
Month: September 2011
No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
Best of Inbox Nudes—Cobra Jupone
…It looks like she’s the hot absentee landlady inspecting the cottage of an Irish Famine family….
Andy San Dimas: How I didn’t ruin her career [video]
Andy San Dimas talks about MILF birthrate, sterility, alcoholism, and how my gaffe helped her career
Our tax dollars at work: “Mug Shots” and the County Cum Department
What is the crime, and what is the punishment?
“She-Male Police”: What happens below the waist should not be above the law
It is as if transsexual porn is somehow above the law.
Jesse Jane blames quitting rumors on broken hyphen
Jesse Jane quells resignation rumors by re-signing, perhaps resignedly.
Much too vulgar a display: Dana DeArmond and “The Exorcist”
If you haven’t seen “The Exorcist” yet, you should. Watch it on a rainy afternoon. Then you can watch “Praise the Load 6“
MontagFoto 9.26.11—Sustainability
75 percent of these women aren’t even in porn anymore. Of the remaining 25 percent, 50 percent of her was blonde in 2006 and now 100 percent is not.
A World Lit Only By Fire On High: “Conan” set free by ELO
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90’s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
“Portrait of a Call Girl” has a lot to say
“Portrait of A Call Girl” is my favorite porn movie in a long time.
Missed Opportunities: Why was this movie not called “Wok Full of Asians”?
Did the person who names Adam & Eve movies sit through half of a cultural sensitivity class before he remembered he worked for a porn company?
MontagFoto 9.19.11—Areolae Havana fun yet?
Gram Ponante forces a pun so far that they’re wiping tears in heaven
When Kenny G murdered Mika Tan: Interview with a Villain
It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.
Contest: Win 30 Years of “Sex World”
I am giving away 30 years of “Sex World” for a good book recommendation.
Evolution of a Porn Boxcover: “Tosh Porn Oh”
The boxcover for “Tosh Porn Oh” now conforms to the high standards porn audiences demand.
MontagFoto 9.12.11—Squirtpaulets
Who is the bad angel and who is the good one?
“Chloe’s Column”: Not a movie about transvestites like I first thought
The beautiful Brit Paige Ashley and London studio JoyBear team up to challenge the overwhelming evidence that female sex columnists are lousy at sex.
“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one
What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.
Your squirting will be legendary—even in Hell
“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”