It will affect neither the stellar service nor the attendance at Sardo’s if I say that last night’s Porn Star Karaoke was a little off.
Wankus was angry for reasons undisclosed, Robyn Rosenberg announced she’d fallen in love with an aircraft mechanic over the Internet, and would no longer pursue Lurk Ford, who was chastised for not monetizing his paparazzadankadoo shots on his website by the slightly-otherworldly owner of prettyandfine.com, Steve Banan remained unmolested at a booth, parking was limited, “Baby Got Back” was sung again, Roy Karch chided me for not keeping up with my Roy Karch Film of the Week Club selections, Flower Tucci was wearing next to nothing but was on the other side of the room, and Tia Brodie, pictured here in our summer cottage in Trod-on-Pube, said she wouldn’t be back until October.
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