Q. “Grams, I notice that there are naked starlets piled on your lap, going from Sedimentary to Metamorphic Girl like a rock cycle of the loins. Yet you seem non-plussed. Do you ever get bored with your job?”
A. No, but I do need an occasional reminder of why it can be so fun. As an example, here is Bella Ling on the set of No Man’s Land Asian Edition 7. Director David Aaron Clark, himself prone to attacks of professional ennui, found inspiration by straying from the gonzo formula.
“There I is, up in the Hollywood Hills, watching from behind the monitor as Bella & Lana (Croft) went at it in a cramped shower cubicle tiled in pleasing earth tones. Jaded though I am, observing the droplets running down & splashing off of the peaks & valleys of all that perfect, tawny Asian girlflesh awoke me from my middle-aged distraction, & I found myself requesting of the cherubic & damp teenager that her tongue service the gleaming, unyielding metallic fixture, shouting, “Don’t worry, it’s been sanitized! Right, crew?” & then mumbling to myself, “that’s right, dear. Lick the chrome. Lick the chrome.”
I hope you heed the words of our founding fathers this weekend and lick the chrome.
Previously: David Aaron Clark, Pool Party auteur
See also: David Aaron Clark, Metro
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