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Pornic Voices Blind Item: Fuck the Calla lillies, Norman

March 30, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“I fucking hate my mother. She said ‘Katharine’ would be too difficult for a kid to spell, so she she named me ‘Katy’ and just counted on her kid to be a fucking retard.”

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Pornic Voices: Simply Jimmy D

March 25, 2009 Gram the Man 3

James DiGiorgio is one of those guys who has been working in Porn Valley for so long that nothing surprises him. I haven’t seen him […]

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Pornic Voices: Blind Item

January 7, 2009 Gram the Man 0

I overheard a porn studio dude at another table explaining his appeal to women. “Must be the Jewish charm I elude,” he said. Later, yet […]

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Pornic Voices: Suitcase Trannies

November 13, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Two conversations I had today with porn luminaries reminded me that this is an interesting business to be in. But before I tell you what […]

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What is reality, really? Jandi Lin talks about Foursome

July 3, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Yesterday I wrote about Jandi Lin’s appearance on Playboy’s faux-reality show Foursome, and today Lin talks about the casting process, which underlines the fact that […]

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Today in Asians: Chromealingus

July 3, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Q. “Grams, I notice that there are naked starlets piled on your lap, going from Sedimentary to Metamorphic Girl like a rock cycle of the […]

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Blind items: XRCO Awards afterparty

May 1, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Around 4 a.m. several L.A. police officers showed up. They were very courteous. I have never seen an L.A. cop over six feet tall, though. […]

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Pornic Voices: Holly Wellin in Little Runaway 2

March 6, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Holly Wellin was getting her makeup applied on the set of Jim Powers’ Little Runaway 2 and the makeup lady got an eyebrow wrong. “What […]

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Blind Item: What to say when you are fitted with a diaphragm

February 15, 2008 Gram the Man 0

I got a call from a well-known MILF who had entered a wonderful new stage of her life. “The factory is once again a playground,” […]

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Pornic Voices: Roy Karch

September 8, 2007 Gram the Man 0

“Who am I, Danny Sugarman? Fucking In-n-Out on the corner of Orange.”

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