Melissa Lauren‘s makeup job on the box of Up in the Club: New York originally made me think this was a hentai title, at which point I wondered how long the tentacles needed to be for such tall buildings.
Turns out the film is live action and co-directed by the duo known as Astrux, which itself sounds like something from Speed Racer.
Hailey Paige, Kat, Charlie Laine, and Valerie Herrera also appear in Club.
I can’t tell you what-all is supposed to be going on in the club. I assume some Courvoissier is passed, and perhaps some titties are put on the glass. Maybe a fool is slapped.
At the very least, the boxcover employs the New York Times font, so you know it’s legitimate.
Previously: In da club; The Princess Has Come of Age
See also: Metro
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