I will be going on vacation starting Thursday. In my absence I have gathered some truly amazing people to populate this site. My only directive to them: Don’t get me arrested and don’t libel people.
But wouldn’t you know that just as I and Team Ponante were planning our excursion to Points East, a box arrived full of the most challenging gadgets and geegaws, including this Kochi anime blowup doll with “usable pussy ass and mouth”.
I always tell my women, “Women,” I say, “you’d better make sure your mouths, asses, and pussies are usable, if you know what I mean.” They sure get a kick out of it.
Perhaps I am going to team up with Jennifer James and Roy Karch to create “Memoirs of A Modern Day Anime Blow-up Doll”.
If I try to get her on the plane (I have named her Go Boots Go Rock ‘n’ Roll), will her “solid head with sucking action mouth” classify her as a full-price passenger?
If you want to buy Go Boots Go Rock ‘n’ Roll, click here. It also turns out I’ve talked about her before.
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