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Vivid launches softcore series

“Vivid Voyeur”, a new TV-M package from Vivid, debuts this week in households and hotel rooms with DirecTV, and later will be available on In-Demand systems.

The TV-M rating implies that this series will be aimed at couples, women, or sperm-avoidant men whose porn narrative doesn’t always have to end with a facial cumshot.

I asked America’s Women to imagine that they were from Space and if, based on viewings of 100 random porn titles they’d watched at my house, how they thought the human species reproduced. The response was uniform.

“Why do I stock up on birth control if all he’s going to do is pull out and come on my face?” asked America’s Women.

The first Vivid Voyeur airs Thursday on DirecTV. “Wild Weekend at Club Vivid” features Kayden Kross (pictured) and Lanny Barby romping about with other porn stars and not getting come on their faces. August’s entry is “Porn Star Makeover: Vivid Style”. Vivid officials assure me that the makeovers do not involve faces full of come.

Previously: Don’t expect Jenna Haze Oil Orgy at Blockbuster; Obama behind porn endorsements?; Janine Loves Jenna
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