Porn’s greatest publicist has been silent recently. His Liberty Network site is down. Does anyone know what he’s up to?
Historian Wayne Hentai has sent along a classic Banan press release from 2002 which even then displayed all the attributes of the style that made Banan one of porn’s giants: a love for Banan, Banan writing as another person about Banan, and liberal use of the Banan Stylebook.
February 16, 2002 09:44am
Presenting Crystal Meth
Source: The Liberty Network, Inc.
by: Company Press Release
(SANTA CLARITA, CA) — With his 5 year contract ending at “Turner Media” as
head honcho of publicity, Steve Banan, CEO and Publisher of “The Liberty
Network”, announced today that he would be devoting most of his time to new
clients (manufacturers, production companies, talent, etc.) in the adult
entertainment industry.Mr. Banan said that with “The Liberty Network” now being in full swing, and
his cable production company “IDP” moving along in high gear, he has the
time to take on new clients. “I have asked many of my friends and associates
from various advertising agencies in New York to join me as we look into
opening an office here in Los Angeles just to handle publicity for the adult
entertainment industry.” After speaking with numerous advertising and
publicity personnel, the conclusion is very clear, with his contacts, wisdom
and expertise for over twenty years, there are few in the industry that
could measure up.I spent a day with this publicity genius and just listened to what he had to
say. I was totally amazed on his views as to what the public would accept
and would not. His publicity approach and beliefs are incredibly astounding.
Steve knows what the public wants and he is willing, able and ready to
deliver it. “ Shock value is the key word”, as Steve puts it. It all makes
sense! Like his new client, upcoming young gal with one hell of a package
behind her. Her name is… are you ready for it…Crystal Meth!Heeding to Steve as he reveals it, weather you like it or not, she is one
hell of an addiction! Opposite from the norm, he is asking you, no,
beseeching you to let the addiction out! What a concept, take the negative
and turn it into a positive and an exhilarating charge.After almost being sexually attacked and cumming under the power of this
young twenty-year-old addiction I can truly understand where Steve is going
with this one. To contact this remarkable publicist please email
stevebanan@eudoramail.com or contact him via his cell, 661-810-3691.Sharon Stone
The Liberty Network, Inc.
Whatever became of Crystal Meth, by the way? Perhaps only Steve Banan knows.
UPDATE: A reader has an answer.
“(Crystal Meth) robbed Steve and Nicole’s house while they were out of town and went
back to New York.”
Previously: All holes; Of every head he’s had the pleasure to know; Nicole Moore goes streaming; ABC to Banan: “Give us your numbers in Sidney and Prog.”
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