One of the cruelties of this business (other than staph infections) is the need to cover up that which promises to move the most “units”.
(I said “units”.)
Here is Gamelink’s version of Shane “Blackzilla” Diesel’s I Can’t Believe I Took the Whole Thing 5.
NASA reports Diesel’s parts went supernova three million years ago, thus the hue of the star.
I talked with Gamelink Content Editrix Alison Bodenhemier. Because of concerns about the common weal, Diesel’s moneymaker could not be shown in full or in part.
GP: It doesn’t even look like a boxcover. It looks like a rectangle with a star on it.
AB: There are a lot of similar boxcovers, mostly for that series.
GP: It is like Blackzilla came over to help a kindergarten class on Shapes Day.
AB: It takes a pentagon to cover a wang that enormous.
GP: You sound like Hillary Rodham Clinton, except for Village you have Pentagon and for Child you have Wang.
AB: …and it takes an enormous cock to teach Geometry.
Here is a link to the unedited version.
Previously: Watch Me Cum digitally; Go go Blackzilla; Are you there, God? It’s me, Blackzilla
See also: Gamelink
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