Taking its title from that Creed song, Digital Sin’s Ass Wide Open 5 is now on shelves at your local embattled Mom & Pop porn video store.
Starring Europe’s Katy Caro (well, not the Europe that gave us “The Final Countdown,” but the actual Europe), Ass Wide Open 5 was helmed by “master director Jean-Yves LeCastel,” whose genius has been recognized by heads of state, princes, and two Popes.
Jean-Yves LeCastel received his first doctorate the same year he received his stigmata: 15. No word yet if Castel will direct Ass Wide Open 6 or if he will redesign the world’s great basilicas.
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