Month: September 2005

Every time I mention Nicole Moore on my site, a guy named Steve Banan says I’m insulting her and invokes old-neighborhood menace. As I am […]

Until just now, my noble car had been languishing in the garage while the mechanic waited for a part from Saturn. Little did I know […]

I’ve been getting a lot of disgruntled mail, concerned enquiries, and “Amen, brother”-type e-mail and instant messages regarding the Porn Publicist School post of a […]

Ah, anal school days. One might find it uncanny, but once again from Europe comes a bum-oriented title starring Barbara Summer attached to a press […]

I know our country is fighting a multi-front war right now, and in addition to Katrina relief and my tax cut, America’s resources are stretched […]

We in the porn community bond over many issues: patriotism, freedom, and tolerance are but three. But we are also very close-knit and supportive of […]

…reads the press release. I guess they’d have to be to be fans.

Once a week, depending on what circles I’m traveling in, I will usually have a “Somebody gets paid for that?” moment. The first one, several […]

My cracker ally Mike South alerted me to one of the Come On, Let’s Face It inevitabilities of the expanded 2257 recordkeeping requirements: conscious assholery. […]

If Catherine‘s Audrey Hollander had played a sassy island barmaid in Pirates rather than having showed up for work for Michael Ninn in Budapest, maybe […]

Studio: BurningAngel.comDirector: Doug SakkmanCast: Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol Seriously: Re-Penetrator is a must for any porn consumer’s dirty library. This is the perfect short subject […]

Studio: NinnworxDirector: Michael NinnCast: Audrey Hollander, Nikky Blond, Valentina Velasques, Otto Bauer, Victoria Swinger Watching Catherine is like recovering from a hangover. But some people […]

Torrid Entertainment, a tiny little division of Defiance Films, has released Double D Divas, starring Rita Faltoyano and Brittney Skye. “These ravenous cum covered, cock […]

(BTW,Joanna Angel wasn’t the person I called “Thongtop Juicypants” in yesterday’s post, though she did refer to something I wrote on Fleshbot as “nonsense”. I […]

The other day I was dining at a trendy Hollywood eatery when a starlet I had reviewed in a porn film approached me with venom […]

Freud’s five stages of psychosexual development (oral, anal, phallic, latency, genital) are well-represented in the porn industry. Many people wonder about latency, the period in […]

As Murray Hamilton said in Jaws, “Fellas – let’s be reasonable.” The Pirates premiere at the Egyptian, while great fun, was not remotely close to […]

The experience of sitting in a dark theatre and watching a porn movie beside a man twenty years my senior (as I did last night, […]

Now that the harrowing 45-minute power outage that gripped L.A. has ended (I already have three new televisions, a case of Johnny Walker Blue, and […]