Torrid Entertainment, a tiny little division of Defiance Films, has released Double D Divas, starring Rita Faltoyano and Brittney Skye.
“These ravenous cum covered, cock eating divas take on huge male members in the most furious footage ever captured on film,” reads the press release (I hear Defiance is still looking for a full-time publicist). Have you ever seen footage that wasn’t captured on film? And are we to believe that these women were already covered in cum before taking on huge male members? I try not to be choosy, but the last woman who approached me pre-soaked with cum caused me to run away.
If nothing else, every male child in America learns cup sizes the way he learns the subtle differences between Coke and Pepsi, how to grow a serviceable mallrat moustache, and why Dad drinks. Gentlemen, I tell you that neither Rita Faltoyano nor Brittney Skye is a double D.
They are, as Irving Cohen says, “a bouncy C.”
Furthermore, I have had both women around to my mountaintop retreat and conference center, where each served on numerous panels and even helped scour the coffee urns afterward. So I can also say they are not divas. I’m not saying that titty-fucking them wouldn’t be wicked pleasant, however.
“Double D divas” might be true of co-stars Sara Stone, Eva Angelina, and newcomer Nadia Hilton. Knowledgeable readers might let me know.
I got a hundred bucks says there was ni film used at all. mini dv tape at best