Joe Gallant: “The machinery is weird.”
I spent some time immanentizing the eschaton with hippy freakout director Joe Gallant this week. Gallant, 48, has put together an impressive series of porn […]
Month: March 2006
Tyler Faith and Austyn Moore double-up for Industry
Here in California we have a couple of cities named after abstract concepts. They are the City of Industry and the City of Commerce. In […]
Kurupt/Not Corrupt
If Scott Stapp and Kid Rock can get groupies, then so should Kurupt. Kurupt Uncut XXX, unfortunately, is a study in unrealistic expectations, as everyone […]
Your Virgil through the porn Inferno
There’s only two ways to get into porn: a Greyhound or Craigslist. The latter route is how you, the savvy investor, can meet your guide […]
Re-Penetrator re-released
Watching Burning Angel’s splattery Re-Penetrator is a perfect start to any evening (it’s like Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive with boobies), but I would not have […]
Japanese boob size and the economy
You are fascinated with the ever-increasing cup size of Japanese women. This site argues that with Japan’s recent economic woes its people have been resorting […]
A Blowbang to remember
I understand that it’s most important for Jenna Presley to look good in this photo, and indeed she does, but what about the poor slob […]
Loft people naked – update
Benny Profane’s Barbed Wire Kiss trailer is out, and since I didn’t have anything to do with the trailer I can say it looks great, […]
Kurupt: Uncut XXX
Studio: VCADirector: ShooterCast: Kurupt, Baby Girl, Melodee Bliss, Cherokee, Roxy Reynolds, Sydnee Capri Since the gonzo style of porn filmmaking originated in 1458, there have […]
Crunkporn unleashed
Like you, I am a strong black man who knows that the only way one can feel anything in Los Angeles is to crash into […]
Devinn spot-cleans the limo
Devinn Lane has assumed control of Shane’s World’s all-girl Slumber Party series. The idea of six pneumatic girls frolicking in a limo, as pictured here, […]
Flying in the girl
Acid Rain has released Virtual Daisy, which does for/to the caliente Latina Daisy what Virtual Katsumi did for/to – well, you know what I was […]
Red carpet, drapes notes
We were a little confused when Reese Witherspoon won Best Actress last night. While we enjoyed her performance in Walk the Line, as well as […]
Riding the curves with Denis Marti
Because Riding the Curves director Denis Marti and I share an I-talian heritage, we often get together over Sambucas to discuss vendettas, Suspiria, and orechietta. […]
Masturbation and shame
Lo que me estoy haciendo esta mal. Nothing captures the shame of onanism better, especially in Catholic cultures, than this boxcover art from the Latina-drenched […]
Friday’s axe
Larry Flynt Productions has ended the Publicity contract of Jeff Mullen and AllMediaPlay. The company will handle publicity in-house from now on. Mullen will continue […]
The Gauntlet
The staff and I had a long conversation about what to do with this press release. Finally our new intern suggested we print it verbatim. […]
What a well-turned ankle can get you in this town
Hollywood Tod-Hunter sends word of a below-the-line transfer in PornTown: Malone ankles Vivid, Heads to Danni’s A little birdie told me that Vivid film-and-video editor […]
Tyler Faith and Regan Anthony’s nightstick
Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith and a gaggle of women including Mari Possa, Brooke Haven, Kinzie Kenner, Sandra Romain, and Regan Anthony as a crooked […]
The pen is mightier than the pork sword
Once, while living in New York City, I saw a subway ad for some whiskey. The picture showed a woman entering what was clearly a […]