Japanese boob size and the economy

You are fascinated with the ever-increasing cup size of Japanese women.

This site argues that with Japan’s recent economic woes its people have been resorting more and more to cheap, fatty fast food. With fatty food comes fatty boobs, and then, of course, fatties (as in, “I’ve got a – “). The only way to slim down would be to smoke a fatty. But smoking fatties increases the drive to eat fatty food. So there is really no need to go to Japan anymore, is what this site is saying.

“In magazines, on TV programs, and in every part of this country, now we can see a lot of girls of huge boobs whom we could hardly meet in 10 years ago,” the writer says, adding that “a scientific research” should be made to examine all “women, whom we are not interested in their boobs at all. For example, eldery ones.”

I was wondering what my MacArthur Grant application should be about.

Thanks to Gus Mastrapa for the link.

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