I understand that it’s most important for Jenna Presley to look good in this photo, and indeed she does, but what about the poor slob who got caught licking her right shoulder, or Jack Venice (left shoulder) who looks like he got there late?
“Hey! What are you guys doing? Oh.”
Was this the best boxcover photo or did the shoulderlicker (der schulterlicker for our Goo Girl readers) steal the designer’s lunch money?
“A blowbang,” according to legal advisor Kami Andrews, “is when a girl sucks off three or more guys in a row.”
This boxcover is very similar to one of my favorite storytelling boxcovers: the one for Bridal Bang.
Previously: What is a MILF?; Squirting, shame, and the Dark Knight
See also: Maximum Xposure
Some jerk spilled mustard on her shoulder in the craft services line a few hours before that photo was taken. Waste not, want not.