Strip Club Choppers: It doesn’t get any classier than this
Goddamn it, I need to start my own clothing line. I think I know what the formula is, too. It doesn’t matter if the clothing […]
Month: April 2006
Barely Legal’s spirit stick
When I was growing up in Bombay Beach, our cheerleaders were plump and ravenous, full of biscuits and desire for your friend Gram. We called […]
Jenna: "King (of Kings) Me."
Jenna Jameson’s image recently appeared in a checkers game in Florida, prompting Mary, Mother of God, to quip, “Why do I only get tacos?” The […]
Fixin’ to Vixen
During my recent convalescence I read an excellent article on Werner Herzog in April 22’s New Yorker. At around the same time I spoke with […]
Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts!
This movie is chock-full of pretty girls doing sassy, non-threatening things.
Suddenly suplexing Seka
Seka, Roy Karch, Christy Canyon, and Taylor Wane spoke candidly about balls on Playboy Radio the other night. The Playboy studio is tastefully located between […]
"Shut up, please": the 22nd annual XRCO awards
One could also have conversations at the XRCOs without having to deal with an awful house band and, because the venue was small and the event free, the lower-echelon but just-as-interesting people who couldn’t make it to Vegas showed up to the XRCOs instead. That was nice.
Gram not in rehab
I will be taking the cure until Friday. In the meantime, why don’t you acquaint yourself with my voluminous archives?
My Good (porn) Friday
I spent Good Friday on an Adam & Eve shoot because, as you know, I try to straddle both Testaments. It was a Roy Karch […]
Next year in another casino
Evan Seinfeld, who was until recently the only one hiding the afikomen with wife Tera Patrick, is featured in VH1’s “Matzo And Metal II: Back […]
Whores at ease
For an instant, Naudia Nyce wants to punch Ashley Blue’s trademark fist further down her throat when Blue remarks yet again how much Nyce looks […]
Ashley Blue’s Attention Whores #6
Studio: JM ProductionsDirector: Ashley BlueCast: Ashley Blue, Taryn Thomas, Tiger, Naudia Nyce, Tiffany Rayne, Sasha Knox, Tory Lane Imagine the rarefied world little Apple and […]
Why you can’t reach your keys
I’m just saying that you brought this on yourself, Adrian. You keep acting surprised when things like this happen. You can’t reach your keys. No […]
PPPcard feels your shame
People often ask me, “Gram, where do you get your porn?” “Well, Mary, I inspire it.” “Even Rear Guard Soldiers?” “No, Mary, all except Rear […]
Industry fearful of Brazil twink dominance
Colossal Entertainment has of late diversified its portfolio. No longer satisfied with cheaply-shot anonymous gonzos like Drunk on Cum, the company has farmed some work […]
Squirt and Ernie
Nina Hartley and partner Ernest Greene present their latest (and, from what I understand, their last) video How To manual for Adam & Eve with […]
Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Ernest GreeneCast: Hartley, Mika Tan, Anna Mills, Angela Stone, Trent Solauri Until Nina Hartley threw her two cents in, I used […]
ReBelle Rousers preview
The story is one from the earliest folktales and myths that form the roots of our culture: rich pinup girls who have an addiction to […]
Hustler to Britney Rears: Cover your dirtypillows
Where once sprouted one-year-old breasts on a 20-to-25-year-old body is now overgrown with microphones. According to porn starmaker Jeff Mullen, Hustler requested that the cover […]
Piggies: what you need’s a damn good whacking
At first glance, Platinum X’s Ten Little Piggies, what with the asstastic Maya Hills on the cover and all, seems like an ass-centered movie. In […]