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Month: February 2011

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Origin Stories: Natasha Nice

February 5, 2011 Gram the Man 3

“So,” I said, thinking too hard, “did you porn-name yourself after Nice in France and no one figured out how to pronounce it?”

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Sinn Sage’s late night double feature

February 5, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Sage’s origin story is similar in theme, if not the particulars, to that of a lot of people. She got spanked in public and a switch flipped.

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Putting something in Kaylani Lei’s drink makes for a special evening

February 4, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Stormy Daniels has such mainstream-marketable ideas for movies that I would like to see Hollywood adaptations of her porn scripts, but without the porn.

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Old time cock and hole: “Risky Business” Revisited

February 1, 2011 Gram the Man 1

This may be the most vivid allegory of the porn industry by a parody yet; a movie about prostitution interpreted by people who have sex for money but who do not consider themselves prostitutes.

A Little Part of Me

Grieving Widow Porn: “A Little Part of Me”

February 1, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“A Little Part of Me” is porn for people who like scented candles.

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