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Month: December 2012

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“Skip Trace 2” is both a good movie and a pleasing anagrammatical alternative to the horrifying “Rape 2 Ticks”

December 30, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Gram Ponante reviews “Skip Trace 2,” featuring some giddily violent scenes between Nacho Vidal, Charley Chase, and Jynx Maze

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“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why

December 28, 2012 Gram the Man 0

You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.

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Shocker: Debbie Didn’t Do Dallas, Did Do Sweathogs

December 21, 2012 Gram the Man 2

“Well, we’re good girls,” says underpantsless Lisa, “but whatever we can’t give you, we make up in enthusiasm.”

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Lady in “Red”: Julie Simone is a Christmas Tree Shop of one

December 21, 2012 Gram the Man 0

At the devices of Rebecca Reynolds, Julie Simone gets redder and redder still in “50 Shades of Red,” a fine bit of revenge bondage that involves so much candle wax and slapping that you’d swear you were home for the holidays.

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MontagFoto 12.17.12—After the canary with Amber Rayne and Sindee Jennings

December 17, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Amber Rayne and Sindee Jennings seem, if anything, approachable in this picture.

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These “Expendables” will make you extendable

December 14, 2012 Gram the Man 1

…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?

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AVN: North Korean rocket launch “provocative,” “strokeable”

December 12, 2012 Gram the Man 0

“It’s not going to change anyone’s life, but (North Korea’s space program) is solid, (and) strokeable,” Ochs says.

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Eying Jizzful Cliff, Porn Lawyers Plan Suit Against L.A. County

December 11, 2012 Gram the Man 0

My belief is that voters, had they actually thought about the real effects of the law (and the lack of harm defeating it represented), would not have passed it. Indeed, major L.A. media outlets—including the L.A. Times—urged voters to reject Measure B.

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MontagFoto 12.10.12—Natasha Nice gets no argument from me

December 10, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Somehow these pictures of Natasha Nice make me recall fireplaces, and spiked apple cider, and what’s going on underneath your girlfriend’s parka.

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Riccardo Schicchi, Italian porn pioneer, dies in Rome

December 10, 2012 Gram the Man 0

A pornographer who was an unlikely political activist, Riccardo Schicchi, 60, directed Cicciolina in “The Red Telephone,” Italy’s first hardcore film.

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Porn’s “Golden Goddesses” alight in Hollywood

December 8, 2012 Gram the Man 3

For many on stage and in the audience, there is a feeling of nostalgia and loss, as if it could never be that way again.

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Not A Good Idea

December 5, 2012 Gram the Man 3

This scene from “Debbie Does Dallas” made me wonder if David Suton made it out alive.

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