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We are so proud of the Russian teenagers who hacked our site and deprived the world of one of its only sources of intellgent porn commentary, indeed one of the only sites on which the words intelligent+porn+commentary make any sense.

If the Trans-Siberian Railroad was an achievement, hacking was an epochal sea change. Nice work, boys.

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