Crucifellatio: Its origin and basis in science
Into thy mouth I commend something other than my spirit or: don’t make me use this right hand in paradise.
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The Korn/Porn connection: Saving Us from Ourselves
“Save Me from Myself” is a little like “The Devil in Miss Jones,” in which Miss Jones finds herself in Hell having not really enjoyed the life that got her there.
Anjanette Astoria’s Easter Blessing
I am a big fan of women dressing up as hot elves at Christmas, but somehow this picture that Anjanette Astoria set me, personalized as it is, made me feel that my Easter has been corrupted.
Good Friday with porn’s crossunder stars
“I got things you won’t believe/Name your pleasure I will sell/I can fix your wildest needs/I got heaven and I got hell.”
Glory (Hallelujah) Days: “When They Were Sinners”
Michelle Avanti is doubly-penetrated in an exact replica of St. Peter’s crucifixion. And a freeze frame of Erin Moore contemplating Sledge Hammer’s penis makes her look like Sauyl on the road to Damascus.
Wankus goes into the light
To watch Wankus tweaking about Jesus in the same way he would about Mika Tan three years ago, makes being born again look less like salvation than a more reputable box to put one’s craziness in.
Back to the garden with Lilith Eve
I don’t know what the juicy Lilith Eve is getting at by appropriating the names of Adam’s two wives (both of which, no matter what […]
The Way things are going, they’re gonna Krossify me
Kayden Kross gets crucified, it’s true, but it’s one of those naked crucifixions. Not only that, but one of the stations of the Kross is […]
Happy Easter or: Don’t cross Mika Tan
Mika Tan and director Ernest Greene take a break from the filming of The Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sophia […]
Matthew, Mark, “Throat,” and johns
It’s Holy Week at Vivid, and Paul Thomas and Sasha Grey have at least 75 percent of the Gospels wrapped up. I’m sure it is […]
Larine Laroshe: Passive/aggressive with vampires
Larine Laroshe perches on a modern office divan in a red room. Everything about her says “mount me like a rare butterfly.” But then you […]
Equal time for false prophets
I get a lot of mail from religious zealots who (and I can tell this from looking at my site statistics) spend a great deal […]
Sophia Lynn hides her light under a bushel
Only Handjobs 6 has the distinction of being both a porn movie and a viable excuse one could make to God. “Come on God,” one […]
Indiana Jones and The Pussycat Preacher
Heather Veitch is a former stripper and fetish model who found Jesus a few years ago and started an outreach ministry for sex workers called […]
No Easter for Alix Lakehurst
Alix Lakehurst is Greek, and lives in Chicago. We talked by computer, the way they do in Space. One thing about Alix Lakehurst (who interviewed […]
Paul Thomas Superstar
Thomas claims he taught Mary Magdalene that everything was all right, everything’s fine. “Close your eyes, close your eyes, and relax (your throat),” he may very well have said.
Thomas Aquinas becomes Digital Playground contract saint
“A truly unexpected find, Thomas Aquinas(TM) is the total package. He is smart, pious, overflows with self-confidence, and knows that nothing is in the intellect that was not first in the senses.”
Sophia Lynn goes back to the garden
On again/off again porn performer Sophia Lynn has once more been saved by the church. Lynn, the former contract girl whose career imploded prior to […]
Jehovah’s Witnesses: Can their literature be avoided?
Awake!, a magazine for young Jehovah’s Witnesses, uses the Bible as source material for an attack on pornography.
New Porn Daily: A new parishioner is born in the Ghetto
There are those who feel that race and class-based porn is wrongheaded, but I am sure that they, like me, will be reassured now that […]