Back to the garden with Lilith Eve

I don’t know what the juicy Lilith Eve is getting at by appropriating the names of Adam’s two wives (both of which, no matter what text you read, turned out shrewish), but the lush 25-year-old from OC Modeling looks like she’ll be a great asset to your pornographic motion picture before she either becomes a…

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Matthew, Mark, “Throat,” and johns

It’s Holy Week at Vivid, and Paul Thomas and Sasha Grey have at least 75 percent of the Gospels wrapped up. I’m sure it is the deepest hope of many people connected to individuals in the Porno-Industrial Complex that their loved ones throw down their Fleet enemas, designer lubes, and pthalate-free inflatable Pamela Peakses in…

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Larine Laroshe: Passive/aggressive with vampires

Larine Laroshe perches on a modern office divan in a red room. Everything about her says “mount me like a rare butterfly.” But then you notice the cross. You think, “Is she a Christian or is she into iconography? If the latter, why not an ankh, yin/yang symbol, or swastika? If the former, why is…

Equal time for false prophets

I get a lot of mail from religious zealots who (and I can tell this from looking at my site statistics) spend a great deal of time looking at my articles and galleries before writing me. I received the following e-mail this morning from “Jesse Jane Pornstar”: Your odds are slim to none and slim…

Sophia Lynn hides her light under a bushel

Only Handjobs 6 has the distinction of being both a porn movie and a viable excuse one could make to God. “Come on God,” one might say, “what I did with the 2002 Arizona Diamondbacks was only handjobs.” One’s past porn career has a way of reasserting itself every now and then, and Sophia Lynn,…

Indiana Jones and The Pussycat Preacher

Heather Veitch is a former stripper and fetish model who found Jesus a few years ago and started an outreach ministry for sex workers called JC’s Girls. She and accomplices from her fledgling megachurch in Riverside would go to strip clubs and attend the AVN and Erotica LA conventions and invite sinful women to church.…

No Easter for Alix Lakehurst

Alix Lakehurst is Greek, and lives in Chicago. We talked by computer, the way they do in Space. One thing about Alix Lakehurst (who interviewed me for Mr. Skin), is that, like Mike Wallace, she conducts her interviews topless. I, on the other hand, wore a full iron diving bell. I asked what she was…

Sophia Lynn goes back to the garden

On again/off again porn performer Sophia Lynn has once more been saved by the church. Lynn, the former contract girl whose career imploded prior to the 2007 AVN convention and who was depicted in an ABC PrimeTime special having serious doubts about her fleshly job choices, has accepted both a South Dakota secretarial position and…

New Porn Daily: A new parishioner is born in the Ghetto

There are those who feel that race and class-based porn is wrongheaded, but I am sure that they, like me, will be reassured now that the Latin mass is coming back. Why? Because ghettos, as we know from constant and repeated porn viewing, are hotbeds of primal lust and therefore of Latin scholarship. All those…