At a quiet ceremony by the Porn Valley Lake and Salmon Ladder this morning, Ben English, Peter North, and Sledge Hammer were given their “Super Cock” medals and insignia, which will allow them library book amnesty and single-occupant passage in otherwise-HOV lanes on the Ronald Reagan freeway.
Previously: Can you hear the drums, Gazongas?; Porn Valley font panic
See also: Raunch-o-Rama
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