The composer Eddie Van Halen, who threw the best party I have ever attended as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, has checked into rehab for alcoholism.
After that party, it was either him or me who needed to dry out.
Porn site TMZ.com reported this story of the former Jennifer James Films financier, who will be unable to attend Van Halen’s induction into the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame due to his treatment.
Van Halen also was not on hand in Las Vegas this year to collect an AVN trophy for his work on Sacred Sin. We wish EVH a speedy convalescence, and remind him that:
Yeah, you know that you're headed for a lot of trouble.
If you take your whiskey home.
Previously: Open bar at the Van Halen place
See also: Eddie Van Halen checks into rehab (tmz.com)
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