Stormy’s “Blow” also refers to cocaine
“I doubt everyone,” says trophy wife/drug moll Stormy. It’s because she hasn’t yet learned to love herself.
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Clean living with Gram
Though marijuana is as much a part of the California lifestyle as drivebys and Disneyland, it is not for me.
Wankus goes into the light
To watch Wankus tweaking about Jesus in the same way he would about Mika Tan three years ago, makes being born again look less like salvation than a more reputable box to put one’s craziness in.
Necrophilia, “Jaws,” crack whores, and the girlfriend experience
Denise is a Las Vegas hooker whose cold, lifeless eyes remind me of what Quint says about the shark in “Jaws.”
"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will […]
California v. Superna goes up in smoke
For 4/20 the straight-edge people of BlueBlood have posted their interview with the delightful Superna, who seems so ripe that all I can think of […]
420-especially-friendly: Bong Load Girls
As previously discussed, Rob Rotten’s “Bong Load Girls” is now available on DVD as of this most relevant of days. I have this exact same […]
Crack Whore Confessions now available from Samuel French
A while ago I watched the movie Crack Whore Confessions 3 and I have been haunted, I tell you, by the imagery. Scroll down to […]
Bong Load Girls: A Rotten bunch of stoners
I had just finished watching Bong Load Girls when I talked with its director/star, Rob Rotten. “I love you, man,” I said. “I pitched it […]
"Crack Whore Confessions": Heeeeeeere’s Edie!
Usually I forget porn I watch moments after I watch it, unless it is very bad, very good, or very different. The “Crack Whore Confessions” […]
Eating out your way across Porn Valley
Porn Valley is a cornucopia of tastes and smells, almost all water-based and pthalate-free. But what does the America’s Beloved Porn Journalist on a Budget […]
Clean living with Gram
As you well know, I am able to consume, process, and enjoy mass quantities of alcohol. With each glass, snifter, flagon, tankard, skin, or sadder-but-wiser […]
John Holmes book also measured in inches
John Holmes single-schlongedly embodied the American narrative of success, downfall, and redemption in its porn context, which means something different from any other context. And […]
Walk (Alix Lakehurst) every day into a shady place
Alix Lakehurst, back from rehab and high on life (who knew she was on drugs?) plays Kim Deal or No Deal for her fans on […]
Roxy Deville: 420 Unfriendly
Previously: Swallow My ChildrenSee also: Rob Rotten
Hookers And Blow: An important film
Joe’s hooker addiction is interfering with his drug habit. I know some people consider “Hair” or “Dirty Dancing” to be their generation’s movies, but not […]
Caverject makes women grow
I was looking at the Caverject website because I wondered if people were still using this injection-based erection-getter. Before Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, which are […]
AVN award-winning musician checks into rehab
The composer Eddie Van Halen, who threw the best party I have ever attended as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, has checked into rehab for alcoholism. […]
Gram’s pharmacopia
Frequent visitors to this site (including my sister, whose Internet Exlorer History I checked), might have noticed a drop-off in the number of posts recently, […]