Denise is a Las Vegas hooker whose cold, lifeless eyes remind me of what Quint says about the shark in “Jaws.”
But Denise’s spiritless, check-cashing performance in “Crack Whore Confessions 6” (and she’s not even a crack whore, she merely smokes pot every now and then!) makes the shark look good.
“And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes,” says Quint. “When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya.” Denise doesn’t seem to be living ever.
I was disappointed that “Crack Whore Confessions,” normally one of the rawest and most horrifying porn series, chose a non-substance-abusing cover model in the interest of selling more copies. The rest of the segments in “CWC 6” feature women with actual crack habits and spirit.
Anyway, as Denise squirms her way through her scene with the creepy Cracker Jack, I wished I had only known what her room number at the Riviera was so I could go deliver her some crack myself.
“Three thousand bucks buys a lot of roast,” I would have said, cryptically.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: You’re gonna need a bigger throat; “Crack Whore Confessions” now available from Samuel French
See also: Crack Whore Confessions
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