2009 in pictures: Because words are dumb
Porn, as you have heard, is a visual medium. That is why so many of its professionals sport tattoos in languages they can’t read.
Porn, as you have heard, is a visual medium. That is why so many of its professionals sport tattoos in languages they can’t read.
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
XBiz has incorporated a much more manageable video module into its Internet-flavored awards and it has one-upped the FAME Awards fan-favorite model by making it easier for performers to pimp themselves.
“When people found out I played the oboe, they would ask me to play it while sitting on some girl’s face and giving a blowjob,”
I drink hot chocolate with all kinds of liquor in it and coffee with Bailey’s and Frangelico and vanilla vodka and nothing low-calorie.
“Droppin’ Nog!” cries Father Nog as he passes over the Archstone Apartments in Chatsworth, pulling a train of former contract stars and FOXE Awards presenters.
Three porn memoirs proved excellent reads this year and also blew a load of insight into a trio of the hundreds of possible porn careers: Pillow Queen Superstar, Esoteric Steveporn Stud, and Gonzo Director with a Dream.
The KLK sees the value of ambition and hard work, but adds that “a little love goes a long way.”
DAC also would have enjoyed having his ashes scattered on someone’s face
Just because many of the porn couples in this book are no longer couples doesn’t mean they get edited out
“I know I’m a Dinosaur, doomed to extinction, because everything is turning into digital. Even love.”
Perhaps I should check my local Bookmobile for its Trans Woman section.
If Gracie Glam were the blind guitar virtuoso who sang “Feliz Navidad,” she would be Jose Fellatiano
Some porn films are creepier than others, and that takes some doing. The “Teens for Cash” series makes creepy fun.
“Someday soon, you’re going to have families of your own. And if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments, like this, that were good.”
She perched her wine glass on the edge of the sink, sat on the toilet, and took off her top. What was I doing there?
Let’s begin by saying that Kendra Kane is not a cunt herself, but you may rest assured she has a spectacular one
TeasersVOD specializes in one thing: healthy girls getting naked and filthy in the Los Angeles sunshine
It sounds like a great night for a good cause. I’ll be there, too – it’s fun to talk about poverty in a room that smells like strippers’ melon body spray and vodka.
Larry Flynt, the great man has admitted, lost his virginity to a chicken. I keep that in mind when I review sex toys that at first seem improbable.
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