Kayden Kross just does it, but Holly Sampson doesn’t
It is as if the spirit of the season has covered the porn industry with wholesomeness.
Month: December 2009
Get off of my lawn, you handjobs!
The once and future Taylor Rain spurts like a spermy Phoenix from the ashes of “Teen Handjobs” and porn retirement
Holly Sampson: Tiger’s Wonder Years
Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?
“Frat Party”: Jesse Jane is the sweetheart of Sigma Nevermind
I’ve never been in a fraternity but I wondered what a woman might have to do to be Sweetheart.
Necrophilia, “Jaws,” crack whores, and the girlfriend experience
Denise is a Las Vegas hooker whose cold, lifeless eyes remind me of what Quint says about the shark in “Jaws.”
Cytherea: A Face from the Ancient Gallery
Cytherea, like Babe Ruth, could point to a surface across the room and splatter it with labia-guided girldollops.
Whatever Became of Me? “WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody”
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode from which to mine porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”?
I Fucked A Sex Blogger
She was holding forth at the other end of the table about how she was hiding the afikomen in her pussy.
Belladonna and Kimberly Kane throw a snow ball for AIM
There are few people more exciting to think of having a date with than Belladonna and Kimberly Kane (well, I would have liked to go […]